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Only Weigh Yourself in the Nude
I was just recently watching a new show on HBO called “Girls” and the main character told her gynecologist...
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mowwing on a frozen mango like it was a banana
so good.
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Everything's Better Wrapped in Bacon
A great friend of mine (She who cannot be named) has a brother who was recently visiting her in Hawaii. She...
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Jack Bauer and Walter White : A Love Story
I was completely obsessed with the TV series “24” my junior year of college. Once I started watching...
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friday night.
The new and improved screensaver
Quiet play
- THE SCENE: 2 kids coloring
- Kid #1 (looks over to younger kid #2): Do you not like to color in the lines?
- Kid #2 (without looking up or even skipping a beat): It's too scary to stay in the lines.
ON THE ROAD: 32! :)
Be Here Now.
Rocky: Der, You gotta Relax! Elbows back!
Me: But this is as far as my arms can push right now! (he’s been kicking my ass all week so I’m working on a deficit at this point)
Rocky: Quit complaining! I can see it in people’s eyes when they just want a way out and when they’re determined. You’re looking for a way out. Don’t use your shoulders! Do it right! It’s gotta come from HERE (stabs his pointer and middle fingers straight into my breast bone right at the point in between my two breasts like a gun with his hand)! Squeeze from HERE (stabs me again)! ….like you’re trying to crush something right HERE (stabs me one more time)!
Me: Like a beer can? (recalling faint memories of a 50 something year old stripper named Goldie from Atlanta)
Rocky: Yes!
Me: (and then like a sea that was parting in my mind…i hear Lil Wayne’s words enter my mind) “go little bad girl, little bad girl….go little bad girl, little bad girl…” (and then I scrunched up my face all wrinkly and pushed with all my might from the place I was stabbed.)
Rocky: “Drive!…Drive!…Drive!…”
We may not have snow, but we do have sand! …..IMAGINATION (use it).
Be your own style.
There’s a whole big world out there….. :)
Hard at work. Gotta keep yourself dry.
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Best Rough Draft Ever! :) Brilliant minds have cool ideas….hahahaha. World Dominance is around the corner ;)
A new day….and the sun will rise again (we should hope)!
Just saying…you can’t beat cool.
